dingdonglotsofshlong:

Ehhhhhhh……..

thanks to dyn i was looking at gelbooru when my brother walked in

i had this huge picture of a guy fucking a girl with big titties (huge actually) and i was staring directly at the picture with a deadpan expression and my brother just turned around and left without saying anything

idk what he thinks of me now

i am so sorry oh mygod

*STORMS IN AND WRAPS A BLANKET AROUND THAT CHILD'S BOOTY*
Anonymous

protect him

Does sheepi have the fairest butt of all?
Anonymous

idk anon, u tell me

*slides back in. bitch slaps that anon for being creepy. hands Sheepi a zoetrope with pictures of xastur and keiira and and him in it to watch. pats his head.*

!!! it moves… wow..

aghkfdjsl oh my god poor sheepi looks so embarrassed *attempts to distract the Sheepi with stuffed animals and candies*

oh its super effective!!

*slides in. shushes the nasty anon out. brushes and puts Sheepi's hair into two cute little pigtails.*
Anonymous

hehehe ♥ ♥

SEX. THE FRICK FRACK IS SEX. DOES HE STICK HIS BULGE IN YOUR POOPER?
Anonymous

….. m-maybe …uh.. you guys.. should ask him that….. yeah….

HEY SHEEPI. DO YOU AND XASTUR DO THE FRICK FRACK?
Anonymous

huh…? what is frick frack? ….